Shakesperean Insults A Handy Template To make your own Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":  "Thou gleeking, beef-brained barnacle",  "Thou froward, common-kissing baggage" or "Thou churlish, onion-eyed joithead"

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